Ouch that was painful

My friend Cory was under house arrest - not sure what he did, but I was visiting him. While I was at his place, I accidentally cut my BALLSACK on the corner of one his dresser drawers! Eeew. At first glance it didn't look too bad, but then I realized that I had completely split myself open I could actually see inside Mr. Scrotum. I tried to patch it up with gauze and some tape, but to no avail. Not sure what happened after that, but I woke up with two nuts and no injuries so I'm feeling pretty good right now.