I haven't been remembering many dreams lately

Maybe that's because I've been too busy starting another blog?

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Go on, try it out! Be part of the experiment.

Not really a dream, but...

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Ok, time to go to bed! Hopefully I'll have an actual dream to write about tomorrow.

I secretly want to be a biker

It's almost 5 am which means it's just about time for me to go to bed again (I keep weird hours), but I still remember some big parts of a dream from last night.

I don't know where I was, but (the character) Mike Delfino from Desperate Housewives had a motorcycle and apparently I wanted to ride it but didn't know how. From out of nowhere, Louise Kao came out and said she would show me! I knew Louise in high school and last I heard - like 10 years ago - she had married Brian Durante, another NCHS classmate. So Louise got on this bike and told me to jump up onto the handle bars and off we went. Why did I dream of Louise, someone I haven't seen or thought about since the 90s? I have no clue!! Funny how these things work.

This dream sort of melted into a haze that involved some odd locales in San Francisco (where I lived for almost 8 years) and some very odd instructions on how to operate a motorcycle's clutch and brakes. Not the most exciting dream in the world, but it was memorable for some reason. Do I have a crush on Louise Kao? Or a man-crush on Mike Delfino? You be the judge! Ok, I didn't mean that. Don't judge. I am madly in love with Louise. End of story.

And Chicago's next QB is...

Last night's dream is pretty fuzzy at this point (didn't have time to write it down this morning) but it had something to do with some players from the Bears practicing in a lake. I think they felt that running in water would be good exercise. The best part of this dream? The return of The Punky QB! Yeah Jim McMahon was there, looking to make a comeback. Maybe that's not such a bad idea given how bad the Bears have been this season...

Jessica Alba ate my stuff

This is my second Jessica dream... maybe I should rename the blog I Dream of Jessica?

So in this one, Jessica was dating my friend Nathan and naturally I had a crush on her. I also had some papers which I think were printouts of this blog describing my dreams of her but Nathan didn't know about those. So she, Nathan, my friend Dan, and I were all at a movie theater together. Jessica was hungry and I just happened to have a plate with something on it... macaroni?... and she started to eat it with no hands. Just stuck her face in the plate and started gobbling down whatever was there. Funny thing is I felt this gobbling in my pants too! Not making this up, it's a dream. And it was spectacular. Nathan didn't know about this incident and I definitely wasn't gonna tell him. There was some concern over him finding my blog transcripts, but I'm not sure if that ever happened.

After that, the dream (unfortunately) changed into something different and kind of disgusting. I encountered Patrick Kriwanek, the film department head from Academy of Art College where I went to school, and I saw him making out with his gay lover underwater after they stole a stereo of some kind. Patrick isn't really gay, or at least I don't think he is, but as a student I wasn't exactly a fan of his. I truly hope I never dream of him again. More Jessica, less Patrick.