Monday, November 12, 2007

Jessica Alba ate my stuff


This is my second Jessica dream... maybe I should rename the blog I Dream of Jessica?

So in this one, Jessica was dating my friend Nathan and naturally I had a crush on her. I also had some papers which I think were printouts of this blog describing my dreams of her but Nathan didn't know about those. So she, Nathan, my friend Dan, and I were all at a movie theater together. Jessica was hungry and I just happened to have a plate with something on it... macaroni?... and she started to eat it with no hands. Just stuck her face in the plate and started gobbling down whatever was there. Funny thing is I felt this gobbling in my pants too! Not making this up, it's a dream. And it was spectacular. Nathan didn't know about this incident and I definitely wasn't gonna tell him. There was some concern over him finding my blog transcripts, but I'm not sure if that ever happened.

After that, the dream (unfortunately) changed into something different and kind of disgusting. I encountered Patrick Kriwanek, the film department head from Academy of Art College where I went to school, and I saw him making out with his gay lover underwater after they stole a stereo of some kind. Patrick isn't really gay, or at least I don't think he is, but as a student I wasn't exactly a fan of his. I truly hope I never dream of him again. More Jessica, less Patrick.