Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Please let go of my teeth

Man... I was really pissed at my friend Ben Hauser! I don't know where we were, but I was drunk... Ben might have been, too... and he reached into my mouth and grabbed a hold of three of my teeth with his fingers and started leading me around the room. I kept telling him to let go but he wouldn't and, shortly after he finally did let go, my three teeth fell out.

Apparently I was supposed to be getting married a week later but my wife-to-be (an unknown white girl) didn't seem too concerned. At some point I sent Ben some really nasty text messages and proceeded to tell everyone how evil he was, and later on I picked up my teeth and stuck them back into the gums they were pulled from.

Ben, if you try to touch my teeth the next time I see you there's gonna be trouble!!

Friday, October 5, 2007

Definitely a DREAM


This one is pretty fuzzy since it happened almost 24 hours ago but... I was with my friend Lee and I needed to stop at some fish place to pick up some sushi. Lee stayed in the car while I ran in to get the fish, and I ordered tuna and yellowtail sashimi. They chopped up what I asked for, and somehow I wound up with a bunch of salami and sashimi-cut ham, too.

Lee apparently got sick of waiting in the car so he came in to see what the holdup was. By that time, the fish and lunch meat was all ready to go, so we got back in the car and started driving. At some point, Lee managed to get out of the car (even though I hadn't stopped) and he was talking with someone on the other side of the road. I pulled over, and then... *poof*... Jessica Alba made an appearance. In fact, the Goddess appearance was so out of context that it might have been an entirely different dream! Doesn't matter. Any dream that involves a female like her can't be a bad one.